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HOLY MACKEREL: THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO SARDINES

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Pearlescent milky-multichrome.

This is a dynamic, milky-chrome polish somewhere between a jelly and a crelly with full coverage and easy build-up. Depending on the lighting, it has a strong pink-to-gold aurora shimmer and flashes yellow, orange, teal, and light green at extreme angles. The finish is a chameleon that looks creamy under direct light and chromey in indirect light. The result is an airy, opalescent glow like sunlit soap bubbles.

We suggest using a base coat and 2-3 coats of polish followed by a top coat. 10-free. Vegan. Cruelty-free. Nontoxic.

This polish comes with a removable handmade decorative bronze cap atop our standard black matte nail polish cap - merging artistry with function. To forego bronze caps on your order, click here.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Thomas ★★★★★

The pearlescent shift from pink to that milky glow is so much more noticeable in sunlight—I keep catching myself staring at my nails. It built up to full coverage in two coats without getting thick or goopy, which was a nice surprise.

Violet ★★★★★

Honestly, I was surprised by how quick it built to full coverage—two thin coats and done, no patchiness. The milky-chrome shift goes from soft pink to a deeper shade as I move my hand, and it's seriously pretty.

Benjamin ★★★★★

The pearlescent finish catches light so differently on each nail—sometimes pink, sometimes a soft gold. I got full opacity in just two coats, and it layers nicely over other colors too. Definitely a fun twist on a neutral.