Death Valley Nails

SWAMP GIRL DREAMS: ESCAPING CORPORATE CRETIN LIFE FOR MOSS, BUGS, AND WET ROCKS

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Vivid metallic multichrome yellow, chartreuse, lime with cobalt blue glitter. Beetle wings dotted with stars. Jelly formula in texture with dense shimmer making for easy coverage. 

We suggest using a base coat followed by a top coat. 10-free. Vegan. Cruelty-free. Nontoxic.

This polish comes with a removable handmade decorative bronze cap atop our standard black matte nail polish cap - merging artistry with function. To forego bronze caps on your order click here.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Mia E. ★★★★★

The chartreuse shift is so vivid it looks like a beetle’s back in sunlight, and the jelly texture makes it blend effortlessly. I’ve gotten tons of compliments wearing it to work, which feels ironic given the polish’s name. The cobalt blue glitter catches light from every angle without needing a seco

John G. ★★★★★

I wasn’t expecting the jelly base to pack this much punch on its own, but the dense shimmer covers in one swipe and the cobalt glitter really pops when the light hits. It’s got that beetle-wing vibe without feeling chunky or gritty on the lid.

Ryan L. ★★★★★

The shifting green-to-blue shimmer with those cobalt glitter flecks is genuinely like watching beetle wings catch light. Coverage is surprisingly buildable for a jelly, and it stays put without dragging. My only regret is not buying two.